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Truth
Justice
The American Way
Those extremely hot rooms where you sit,
wearing only a towel, with fat middle-aged balding men as employees dump hot coals
a little stove-like thing, which eventually tips over and the tent catches on
fire but all its occupants stay exactly where they are because they know that,
by that point, there is no movement possible that would prevent their private
parts from not only being visible to every other man in the vicinity but also
from any satellites that may be scanning that particular area, and each and
every person there is just going to sit perfectly still until all the others
collapse from the smoke
The 10-Items-or-Less Express Lane
Jay Leno
Frames
(Suggested viewing resolution 1024x768)
Quite a lot of outdated material (For example,
we have speeches from when Willy was still running for the School Board)
Merchandise
Interviews
“Ask a Weasel”
Information on the DRV Party
Merchandise
Weekly (Sort of) blogs
Uh…
Well, there’s also… uh…
I’ve got one! There’s merchandise!
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